Many of you probably know that Odessa has been pretty ill. Unfortunately, I don’t have much to say about it. Instead, I’ll just post some things she’s said recently that I probably find much more amusing than you will:
When, one day about a week ago, while eating some leftover chicken for lunch:
“Daddy, do these bones come from people like us?”

“Daddy, when I woke up today I thought it was Wednesday. But I looked at my watch and it said it was Tuesday! I made a mistake!”
“That’s okay, everyone makes mistakes. I make that same mistake a lot.”
“What other kinds of mistakes have you made?”
“Well, I-”
“I know. When you cook crappy meals, then you make a mistake.”

Odessa keeps spontaneously singing “Renegade” by Styx, pretty much at least twice a day. I don’t know why. She must’ve heard it on the radio. She doesn’t know the words, so she makes up her own:
“Renegade, had it made, I lost my puppy.”
“Oh, Mama I cannot find it can you help me find my puppy?”
“Renegade, lemonade, turn into brownies.”